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panel one may be a little autobiographical.  juste un peu

i cannot stress enough how much a narrative changes when you replace a human character with a dinosa

pouring one out for “Shades of Grey”, which is bad, but in a different way

honestly though “legality” is just a matter of consensus, and consensus can change, and

knowing how to pg-13 curse in french PAYS OFF AGAIN

consider me thoroughly exsqueezed

microphones aren’t even small.  sometimes they are, but usually you can, like, trip over them.

Descriptions of Hunks, Vol 4: All Descriptions, No Plot, And Nobody Ever Gets Sick

it’s not fraud it’s a PRANK and there’s a DIFFERENCE, officer

in the future computers will let us read comics about talking dinosaurs from anywhere in the world,

a complete stranger’s just a partial stranger you haven’t met

if it were me i would simply not make mistakes, and it IS me, so… good.  we’re done her

given dinosaurs have cloaca i’m REALLY curious as to what t-rex was trying to hint at, and sin

qwantzfeed:“I was so busy I forgot to eat” YEAH WELL I WAS SO BUSY I FORGOT TO RESPIRATE AND TO DIRE

roachpatrol:qwantzfeed:t-rex’s last lines are me leaving every sad movie ever@rollerskatinglizard th

qwantzfeed:AND NO, UTAHRAPTOR, I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT BE RETRACTING ANY OF MY METAPHORS

qwantzfeed:so angry that i can’t wait to get even angrier, can’t wait to slip these surly bonds of e

qwantzfeed:as an avowed hottie, i am already weary of all the NON-telepathic hottie chat requests i

qwantzfeed:michael… i didn’t say stop

qwantzfeed:if you don’t know canadian folk music then i’m sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC I

qwantzfeed:i don’t wanna get too political, but i feel like the time has come to take a stand: i am

qwantzfeed:if you don’t know canadian folk music then i’m sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC I

qwantzfeed:if you don’t know canadian folk music then i’m sorry but THIS PARTICULAR DINOSAUR COMIC I

qwantzfeed:HOT BONUS TIP: the phrase “in other words,” stacks well with a thesaurus, especially an a

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