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Flash Gordon is still a babe
Flash Gordon is still a babe
Hoppy Easter, friends!    Wishing you all an egg-stra delicious holiday!  
Hoppy Easter, friends!    Wishing you all an egg-stra delicious holiday!  
It’s Derby Day!  As a little girl, Mom loved reading Marguerite Henry’s books
It’s Derby Day!  As a little girl, Mom loved reading Marguerite Henry’s books
Why isn’t the weekend here yet?
Why isn’t the weekend here yet?
Shell skritches from Mom are nice, I guess, but do you know what would be even nicer?  Noms in
Shell skritches from Mom are nice, I guess, but do you know what would be even nicer?  Noms in
Mom, aren’t these your pants?  How are they on the floor when you’re over there?
Mom, aren’t these your pants?  How are they on the floor when you’re over there?
Why is my log here?!  I don’t care if it’s always been here, why wasn’t it mo
Why is my log here?!  I don’t care if it’s always been here, why wasn’t it mo
As a shellebrity, I am always ready to strike a pose no matter when the paparazzi strike!
As a shellebrity, I am always ready to strike a pose no matter when the paparazzi strike!
Dreaming of warm summer days that are not Mondays.
Dreaming of warm summer days that are not Mondays.
My plastic plants can’t stop me from stretching tall on my tippy toes for Tall Tuesday!
My plastic plants can’t stop me from stretching tall on my tippy toes for Tall Tuesday!
It’s Preakness Day!  For the second leg of this year’s Triple Crown races, we
It’s Preakness Day!  For the second leg of this year’s Triple Crown races, we
Why am I still in bed?  Well why haven’t you brought me breakfast yet?!
Why am I still in bed?  Well why haven’t you brought me breakfast yet?!
Mom thinks I’m just relaxing with my fluffy towel on my favorite chair, but really I’m s
Mom thinks I’m just relaxing with my fluffy towel on my favorite chair, but really I’m s
Grandmom found clover flowers for me?  Forget about snuggles, take me to the noms!
Grandmom found clover flowers for me?  Forget about snuggles, take me to the noms!
Happy Star Wars Day!    May the Fourth be with you on all your GRUMPtastic adventures!&nbs
Happy Star Wars Day!    May the Fourth be with you on all your GRUMPtastic adventures!&nbs
Did Grandmom just walk in the door?  Wait, she did but she didn’t immediately come say hi
Did Grandmom just walk in the door?  Wait, she did but she didn’t immediately come say hi
Here is my completed “Amazing, Beautiful Creatures” project as an A2 wall chart!
Here is my completed “Amazing, Beautiful Creatures” project as an A2 wall chart!
Today I ate so much (four heaping plates, including radicchio!) that even Grandmom said no more!?&nb
Today I ate so much (four heaping plates, including radicchio!) that even Grandmom said no more!?&nb
Holding Mom’s hand and giving her lots of hugs and kisses because sometimes Mom needs some ext
Holding Mom’s hand and giving her lots of hugs and kisses because sometimes Mom needs some ext
Beware the Revenge of the Fifth:  Think twice before crossing over to the Dark Side!  &nb
Beware the Revenge of the Fifth:  Think twice before crossing over to the Dark Side!  &nb
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms shellebrating today!  My mom can be annoying some
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms shellebrating today!  My mom can be annoying some
Getting paparazzied while taking a sunny snooze:  It’s hard being a shellebrity!
Getting paparazzied while taking a sunny snooze:  It’s hard being a shellebrity!
Happy Towel Day!  Time to grab your favorite towel and contemplate hard-boiled eggs and the&nbs
Happy Towel Day!  Time to grab your favorite towel and contemplate hard-boiled eggs and the&nbs
Am I excited you’re back, Mom?  I’d be more excited if you came back with dandelion
Am I excited you’re back, Mom?  I’d be more excited if you came back with dandelion
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