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Mom has returned—with dandelions and clover for me!  While Mom has been gone, Granddad re

Flashback to February 2017, when I tried (unsuccessfully) to convince Mom to give me more noms at al

Lap tortoise duty may look like an easy job of snuggling, but there is a lot of hard work watching e

I claimed Mom’s arm as my new throne, but now I can’t find my snacks!?

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 3(Days 1 and 2)Friend Samwise recently sent us a go

April showers outside, same awful baths inside.

Today was an exciting day:  First, I had an awful bath right after breakfast.  Then, I got

Starting tomorrow morning, Granddad will be responsible for me for almost 2.5 days!?  How will

I, Kirby the Explorer, hereby claim Mom’s foot for my kingdom!

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 4(Days 1, 2, and 3)Do you remember this old tortois

Happy World Turtle Day!    You know what that means:  Time for our annual tortle towe

Take that, plastic plants!  You may keep trying to take over my favorite corner, but I will kic

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 5(Days 1, 2, 3, and 4)Happy Earth Day!   

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 1The best week of the year is here, and this year it&rsq

It’s Belmont Day!  One of the very first novels Mom ever read was the classic Black

Continuing the National Pumpkin Day shellebration going with bonus photos of my glittery pumpkin bas

If I GRUMP hard enough, will Monday go away?

turtlefeed: xlanstermonsterx: My Russian tortoise Sempiternal, in his spiked sweater I made him ^_^

Sleeping Russian Tortoise [4032x1960]

Help!  My head is stuck in my plastic plants!  April Fool’s!  My head isn&

All done with breakfast!  Now where’s my cleanup service?

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 5(Days 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5)Closing out this year&rsqu

International Turtle and Tortoise Week, Day 2(Day 1 here)Yesterday we talked about ways to help baby

Mom, there you are!  Look at how empty my plate is!  I need more noms!  I’m sta

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