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textsfromhistory:(317): I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
textsfromhistory:(317): I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
fuckyeahrobespierre:textsfromhistory:(515): This amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you
fuckyeahrobespierre:textsfromhistory:(515): This amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you
textsfromhistory:(630): its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
textsfromhistory:(630): its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
textsfromhistory:(402): He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken ho
textsfromhistory:(402): He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken ho
(807): I need a horse. I don’t think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
(807): I need a horse. I don’t think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
(850): I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, the pants were soon off.
(850): I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, the pants were soon off.
(703): there’s an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
(703): there’s an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
(585): He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my “tremendous ass.&am
(585): He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my “tremendous ass.&am
(401): Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
(401): Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
(713): I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
(713): I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
(416): Welp, I can cross “making out with a guy in a dress” off my bucket l
(416): Welp, I can cross “making out with a guy in a dress” off my bucket l
(651): Well I just put wine in my tea
(651): Well I just put wine in my tea
(469): Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have m
(469): Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have m
(828): If we can put a man on the moon, I’m sure we can turn a pringles can into a bo
(828): If we can put a man on the moon, I’m sure we can turn a pringles can into a bo
(503): At this point I think you’re just judging my taste in men
(503): At this point I think you’re just judging my taste in men
(843): I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you sho
(843): I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you sho
(608): He knew exactly who I’d slept with after just one look at my crotch. He&rs
(608): He knew exactly who I’d slept with after just one look at my crotch. He&rs
(253): For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of
(253): For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of
(573): BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRIN
(573): BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRIN
(519): On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?
(519): On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?
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