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textsfromrotg:(305):where are my eyebrows?

(239):Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off.

(816):I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.(1-816):Embrace it. Come over to the dark

(+44):No I didn’t say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn’t say anything about it b

(403):No he can’t come. I swear to gods he’s “Why We Can’t Have Nice Things&

(828):Where are you guys?(336):Drunk

(609):Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.

(437):how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excel

miss-evening: textsfromrotg: (630):Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile

textsfromrotg: (636):I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this

(814):He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with “Home-wrecker.&rd

(303):like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i&rsquo

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