Textsfromthetailors

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textsfromthetailors: (585): i’m really sorry, but i’m just not sober enough to make good decisions.

textsfromthetailors: (405): you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank t

textsfromthetailors: (706): Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

textsfromthetailors: (425): Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.

textsfromthetailors: Submitted by so-many-angel-feels  (403): They pay me enough to pretend t

textsfromthetailors: (612): Holy shit dude……..stairs

textsfromthetailors: (314): It’s like we’re in an emotionally distant three-way and the

textsfromthetailors: (+44): Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome

textsfromthetailors: (425): Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said “IT&rsquo

textsfromthetailors: (724): I think I’m goin to jail but either way I had a blast.

textsfromthetailors: (+39): I don’t know if I’m dying or this is just a mild inconvenie

textsfromthetailors: (612): I hope I don’t blackout because this is awesome!

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