Tinderinbrooklyn

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There are two possible explanations for this: 1) Tan does NOT remotely understand the concept of Tin

Pretty sure I just found my soulmate…..Ostrich riding FOR THE WIN!

Okay. So normally, hand tattoos totally do it for me. Like…if your hands are covered in ink,

Is it bad that my first concern here was like, weather concerns? “BUT WHAT IF IT GETS WINDY?

In all honesty, I would marry this man. I see a beautiful future of fart-patio hangs on the horizon

Fuck. I am outrageously attracted to this man with a parrot. Just thought I’d share that with

His name is BONE. God Bless America indeed.

Oh yes. That’s what I need. !!!!RIGHT IN THE VAGINA!!!

“You know what they says laaaadies… ANYTHING is a dildo if you’re brave enough!!

Currently updating my Tinder bio and frankly, this feels necessary.

fuck. when it comes to nightmare brooklyn scenarios, being serenaded by a melancholy bro with a ban

BRACE YOURSELF! Burning Man pictures are coming!

Just a friendly reminder that when it comes to facial hair, Brooklyn dudes DO NOT fuck around.

You guys! It’s Joey Fatone from NSYNC! He’s TOTALLY looking for sexy times with ‘no strings attached

Oh this is TOTALLY Zach Braff. No question.

‘Hey Stranger, are you back in NY yet?’ #tistheseason #blessed

Received this lovely text from a Patrick Bateman-esque dude after I politely told him I wasn’t inter

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